The fact that in the second opening Mamoru gets to go from standing in the front line with Sailor Moon to being shoved as far back into the background as possible to make room for the lesbians will never not be hilarious and beautiful.
YOU PEOPLE ARE MAKING NO FUCKING SENSE. CENTS. SCENTS. HOMOPHONES ARE FUNNY.
Sometimes it’s a bit difficult to sort through the 4937384 messages telling me to donate my fat to actual starving kids in Uganda.
I know it doesn’t belong there,
but I prefer that this pen be inserted into your eye socket.